Proof of the pudding…..

The discovery of a few rusty old tins of custard gas at an illegal bun factory recently unearthed in Iraq by US cake and bun inspectors, has been hailed by the American government as “undeniable proof of the pudding!” The whereabouts of Soddom Pisstain remains a mystery. However, officials close to the Hexagon sauce, claim that his moustache has been found near the Syrian border, in the viscinity of Pontins POW camp, where local astrologers have suggested he was smuggled out of the country by a band of nomadic renegade gherkins, and is currently a newsreader in Norway………..